February 2012
When Something Falls In Your Room In The Middle Of... →
wowfunniestposts:
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
LIE COMPLETELY STILL DON’T MOVE OR YOU WILL DIE.
The funniest blog ever!!!
Mom: What's wrong?
My mind: I used to do so well in school but I'm not anymore.
My mind: The people I call friends, aren't my actual friends.
My mind: I'm constantly feeling alone.
My mind: I'm starting to look at myself different.
My mind: Nothing feels the same anymore.
My mind: I feel like I'm going to fail at anything I try to do.
My mind: I haven't been eating that much and I'm hungry all the time.
My mind: I feel like no one cares about me.
My mind: I just wanna sleep all day and never wake up.
Me: Oh nothing I'm fine.
I don’t know how some people can sneeze like: →
wowfunniestposts:
When I sneeze, it’s like:
what a funny blog
no such thing as forever for us.
frankocean:
no such thing.
When People are about to fight,
thefunniestpost:
1. You have the instegator
2. The hype man
3. The Crowd
4. The Fighters
5. The Cryers
6. Then Me
thefunniestpost!
When bitches try to hit me with their car
crystalc0uture:
i jump over that hoe
LIKE A BOSS.
When I decide to clean:
thefunniestpost:
When I’m told to clean:
thefunniestpost!
